i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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