He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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