she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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