So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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