..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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