If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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