guys are not supposed to queef...right?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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