the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Randomize
