Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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