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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you will always have a special place in my vag
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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