I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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