BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I licked your asshole in confidence.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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