with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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