Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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