my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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