I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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