Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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