I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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