i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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