I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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