she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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