my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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