yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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