You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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