i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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