Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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