did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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