He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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