you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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