So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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