I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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