Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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