She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's never too late to be topless.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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