Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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