Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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