You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize