there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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