I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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