I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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