margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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