do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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