how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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