I want to stick my p in your. b.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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