That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Drunk is not a location!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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