I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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