it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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