if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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