That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My dick has a subreddit
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm always down for nudity.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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