question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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