I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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