If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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