I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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