I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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