Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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