Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
