did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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