Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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