How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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